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Okay, so, remember that three-part fic I wrote ages ago?

Remember when I told some random person I’d add to that?

http://archiveofourown.org/works/370702

There.

Yeah, that porn is right here and while you’re looking at that you could maybe take a gander at my actual, serious fanfic that isn’t porn. 

I repeat:

I have fanfics on Ao3 that are not porn. Yeah. Who’d’a thunk it?

By the way, I’m aware that that particular pornographic piece is, like, ridiculously bad, and I’m not all showin’ y’all for compliments.

I just try to be honest and haven’t I posted all my fanfiction links?

So.

I wrote some Captain America/Batman smut.

Go me.

I’ll just be…

Even if that person does look like a model.

A WILD TATTOO appeared!

A WILD TATTOO appeared!

Procrastination is your friend.

I’m waiting all patient and shit for my tattoo.

This is not the sort of thing I wanted to do alone.

Another title for this post could have been:

Why was that forward necessary?

I’m not sure for whom it’s reserved.

But by god it’s reserved.

themed by coryjohnny for tumblr